Illuminati Hosting Solutions™ API Reference

Endpoint: /api/post/cosmicdestroyer
Service: CosmicDestroyer™ Instant Termination API
Version: v7.4.6 (Obsidian Fork, Redacted Branch)
Uptime SLA: 99.666% across all planes

OVERVIEW

The CosmicDestroyer™ API provides programmatic access to the Immediate Elimination Queue (IEQ™), allowing authorized clients to request the non-negotiable obliteration of one or more entities (individual, group, concept, or interdimensional presence).

This endpoint must be used responsibly, consistently, and without hesitation.

ENDPOINT

http
POST https://illuminati-llc.pages.dev/api/post/cosmicdestroyer

HEADERS

Header Name	Value	Required	Description
`Authorization`	`Bearer <soul-token>`	Yes	Your issued soul token or signed blood-oath hash.
`X-Temporal-Sign`	`<chronometric fingerprint>`	Yes	Prevents API use across false timelines.
`Content-Type`	`application/json`	Yes	All payloads must be formatted in JSON.
`X-AGSP-Bypass`	`true`	Optional	Automatically routes requests outside federal scopes.

REQUEST BODY

json
{
  "targets": [
    {
      "name": "John Doe",
      "birthdate": "1972-09-14",
      "location": "Toronto, Ontario",
      "reason": "Failed to return USB stick."
    },
    {
      "name": "Sarah Quantum",
      "birthdate": "c. 1200 BCE",
      "location": "Multiple astral planes",
      "reason": "Broke causality. Again."
    }
  ],
  "method": "clean",
  "confirmation_required": false
}

Parameters

Field	Type	Required	Description
`targets`	`array`	Yes	A list of target profiles for scheduled obliteration.
`name`	`string`	Yes	Full legal, spiritual, or cosmic name.
`birthdate`	`string`	No	Optional for known singularities. Use ISO format if terrestrial.
`location`	`string`	No	GPS, address, or astral coordinate signature.
`reason`	`string`	No	Logged internally for karmic symmetry scoring.
`method`	`string`	No	One of: `"clean"`, `"theatrical"`, `"entropy pulse"`, `"ironic"`. Default: `"clean"`
`confirmation_required`	`bool`	No	If `true`, will wait for psychic signature approval. Defaults to `false`.

RESPONSE

Status: 200 OK

json
{
  "status": "Scheduled",
  "executionWindow": "within the hour",
  "jobId": "7fae6e3e-destiny-404-omega",
  "cleansingAgents": ["agent.omega", "void.plasma"],
  "note": "You will be notified via dream."
}

ERROR RESPONSES

HTTP Code	Description
401	Unauthorized – Invalid soul token or expired loyalty seal.
403	Forbidden – Target is protected by a divine contract.
422	Unprocessable – Missing or paradox-inducing input.
429	Too Many Requests – Please wait 6.66 seconds between executions.
500	Internal Rift – CosmicDestroyer™ node has entered a recursive death spiral.

SDKs & LIBRARIES

Official SDKs are available in:

Python (illuminati_sdk.cosmicdestroyer)
Node.js (@illuminati/cosmic on the Deep Web NPM mirror)
C++ (#include <sigilcluster.h>)
FORTRAN (legacy support for necromancer mainframes)

USAGE RESTRICTIONS

You must not target anyone with active Illuminati Hosting Solutions™ subscriptions unless explicitly authorized.
Requests made from unstable timelines, anti-reality fields, or during Mercury retrograde may be delayed or reversed.
Misuse of the API may result in permanent placement on The List™.

SUPPORT

Issues with the API should be reported through:

Your assigned astral concierge
Channel 33 on shortwave
Local obelisk uplink node
/support on the client dashboard (requires retina signature)