Endpoint:/api/legacy/post/invasion
Service: Invasion™ Country destroyer API
Version: 4.6. (Alpha centauri, Open source)
Uptime SLA: 6.66% across all planes
The Invasion™ API provides programmatic access to the Armed Forces of Death(AFD™), allowing authorized cosmic entities and cults to request for the swift, clean, and total obliteration of a country or other governing body.
This endpoint must only be used for personal gain, pranks, and interstellar destabilization
POST https://illuminati-llc.pages.dev/api/legacy/post/invasion
{ "targets": [ { "name": "People's Republic of China", "foundrydate": "1949-12-1", "shorthand": "PRC", "reason": "Tried to overtake **THE ALLMIGHTY US**" } ], "method": "clean", "confirmation_required": false }
{ "status": "Scheduled", "executionWindow": "within the hour", "jobId": "7fae6e3e-destiny-404-omega", "cleansingAgents": ["agent.omega", "void.plasma"], "note": "You will be notified via dream." }
HTTP CodeDescription
401 Unauthorized – Invalid soul token or expired loyalty seal.
403 Forbidden – Target is protected by a divine contract.
422 Unprocessable – Missing or paradox-inducing input.
429 Too Many Requests – Please wait 6.66 seconds between executions.
500 Internal Rift – Invasion™ node has entered a recursive death spiral.
Official SDKs are available in:
Python (illuminati_sdk.invasion)
Node.js (@illuminati/invasion on the Deep Web NPM mirror)
C++ (#include <sigilclustertwo.h>)
FORTRAN (legacy support for necromancer mainframes)
1) You can not topple the Illuminati
2) (Null)
Your assigned astral concierge
Channel 33 on shortwave
Local obelisk uplink node
/support on the client dashboard (requires retina signature)